diagnose your QT posture before someone else does

a 5x5 bingo card of every sound she'd flinch at, and the line you mark tells on you.

pick your scene, get a board of 25 cells from a 60-card deck — sean-nós, the adhan, a microwave end-of-cycle beep, a peacock on a roof, the works. tap the ones you've watched a generic-pop-star ear call weird. on bingo, the disgust-face stamps your line and the footer hands you one of four diagnoses. the marked card IS the receipt.